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minus-square@NoughtElink38•1 year agoOperating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
minus-squareHellfire103linkfedilinkEnglish27•1 year agoAssembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
minus-squaremetaStaticlinkfedilink21•1 year agoI just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw. fucking casuals.
minus-squareNorgurlinkfedilink11•1 year agoA carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
minus-square@Jmrlink9•1 year agoReally? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpenlinkfedilink4•1 year agoI already deployed my code while these “real programmers” were arguing about what to use. I’m getting a bonus in January. :)
Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.
fucking casuals.
A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.
https://xkcd.com/378/
I already deployed my code while these “real programmers” were arguing about what to use. I’m getting a bonus in January. :)