• @NoughtE
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    381 year ago

    Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.

    • Hellfire103
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      271 year ago

      Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.

      • Krafting
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        191 year ago

        Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

        • metaStatic
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          211 year ago

          I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

          fucking casuals.

          • Norgur
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            111 year ago

            A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.

            • @veng
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              131 year ago

              I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish

              • @Jmr
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                91 year ago

                Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        41 year ago

        I already deployed my code while these “real programmers” were arguing about what to use. I’m getting a bonus in January. :)