• metaStatic
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    211 year ago

    I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

    fucking casuals.

    • Norgur
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      111 year ago

      A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.

      • @veng
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        131 year ago

        I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish

        • @Jmr
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          91 year ago

          Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1