If he put his back into it it shouldn’t take anywhere near that long

please keep it SFW here

edit: This is a reminder. Not a warning. I know queer culture well enough to know that discussions about that particular app tend to escalate. There is a line to consider at which I am forced to take action. It was not crossed yet and I would prefer it to stay that way. Keywords: “keep” and “please”.

Man, being gay sounds like it has some perks. For me to pull that off with a girl, I’m gonna have to spend some money and potentially get arrested.