YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 6 days agoDiscussion Thread 🪿 Thursday 15 January 2026message-squaremessage-square127linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🪿 Thursday 15 January 2026YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 6 days agomessage-square127linkfedilink
minus-squarethemaninblacklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoWhat’s up with cashiers in coffee shops not listening when they ask for my order? I wait for them to ask, I announce it loudly and clearly. They interrupt. I confirm. I go on to item two. They confirm. I confirm. Then, they apologise and try to guess item one again. They get it wrong. I correct them. They’ve got it. Oh yeah, what was item two? Yes, that’s right. Also, what’s the deal with not waiting even for a split second between me saying “flat white” and “with two sugars”? I understand that coffee shops are loud and hectic, and I might have to repeat myself once in a while, but damn Melbourne, every time?
minus-squareSeagoon_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agomay I suggest getting a paddle and writing your usual order on that in big letters hold it up
minus-squarephantlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI thought you were gonna say, ‘and whack em over the head with it’
What’s up with cashiers in coffee shops not listening when they ask for my order?
I wait for them to ask, I announce it loudly and clearly. They interrupt. I confirm. I go on to item two. They confirm. I confirm.
Then, they apologise and try to guess item one again. They get it wrong. I correct them. They’ve got it.
Oh yeah, what was item two? Yes, that’s right.
Also, what’s the deal with not waiting even for a split second between me saying “flat white” and “with two sugars”?
I understand that coffee shops are loud and hectic, and I might have to repeat myself once in a while, but damn Melbourne, every time?
may I suggest getting a paddle and writing your usual order on that in big letters
hold it up
I thought you were gonna say, ‘and whack em over the head with it’