[Chorus]
Ah well, everybody’s heard about the GERD.
G-G-G-GERD, a GERD, GERD, GERD is the word.
Ah well, a GERD, GERD, GERD, the GERD is the word.

Anyway, anyone else sing songs, change words to songs about your ailments?

I have this one, and I had written a whole one for Metallica’s Sanitarium called Chronic Pain (But deleted it in a fit of rage about 5 years ago). As well as one for the Jabberwocky poem…I think I can remember some of it.

T’was achy in the taichy joints.
Did wryde and balder in the Inge.

Beware the Crackerback, my son.
The bones that creak, the joints that crack
Beware the throbthrob knee, and shun

  • @ChamelAjvalelOP
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    Oh, if any mods or anyone wants them, here’s a few links…

    https://themighty.com/ Just a nice little chat area for pained and strained people.

    https://www.wearecapable.org/ A place to help chronic illness sufferers to find work.

    https://community.wearecapable.org And the community for wearecapable.

    Now, unfortunately, wearecapable is fairly dead, but I’d really like to see it grow, as I believe with all my heart it’s a very important thing to have out there. So I will always push/support it until it ceases to exist.