• UnderpantsWeevil
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    You’d foolishly waste your wish on a single kidney, but with that robot the kid can collect thousands of them.

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          Obviously the kid saved dad and then he bought him the robot cosplay suit using the money from the second wish.

          The funeral is for someone that passed and loved that robot so the kid attended in the suit to show his respect.

          If it was the dads funeral or a close enough relative to share a magic lamp they would be sitting closer in front.

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            Just imagine him sitting in front, blocking everyone’s view. Then again this is not like a cinema. Would anyone care about obstructed view at a funeral?

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              Definitely not if the person who is doing the obstructing is a close family member to the diseased wearing their emotional support outfit.

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          It’s the funeral for everyone that kid gathered in front of him. He will fit them all into that one coffin.