• GreenBottles
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    11 months ago

    Columbus day shouldn’t exist because he really didn’t discover America in the first goddamn place

    • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
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      11 months ago

      “But it’s for Italians.”

      Okay, Columbus wasn’t from Italy and Italy didn’t even exist yet when he was alive…

      • @thesprongler
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        411 months ago

        Meanwhile, Amerigo Vespucci: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @thesprongler
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      211 months ago

      Even if he did, he didn’t mean to. It would be like if we landed on Mars but still celebrated the moon landing.

    • @tallwookie
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      111 months ago

      yeah, the Vikings did. we need a Viking celebration day

      • @tallwookie
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        011 months ago

        a land for sugar plantations