Thirty years ago, Don Calhoun got picked to try a three-quarter-court shot during a Bulls game. He made it, sending Michael Jordan and the Bulls into an all-out frenzy because he had won $1 million. Or so everybody thought.
This is the most long winded article I’ve ever read. Don’t need to know the dudes life story. Don’t need to know what the author thinks was going through his head at every second of the day. Just get to the damn point!
I wanted to, truly, but it was too excruciating and time-consuming. Every time I scrolled past what felt like 100 paragraphs, I landed in some overly-descriptive inner dialog that the “main character” had when he was 5 years old. So I gave up. It reads like a fanfic.
This is the most long winded article I’ve ever read. Don’t need to know the dudes life story. Don’t need to know what the author thinks was going through his head at every second of the day. Just get to the damn point!
Do you wanna be a bro and tell us the point of it so we don’t have to suffer like you did?
I wanted to, truly, but it was too excruciating and time-consuming. Every time I scrolled past what felt like 100 paragraphs, I landed in some overly-descriptive inner dialog that the “main character” had when he was 5 years old. So I gave up. It reads like a fanfic.