• fartographer
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    20 hours ago

    Orrrrrr… Abraham needed mental help and therapy, which the community should have noticed when he cut off the tip of his dick and DARVO’d his son before torturing wildlife. Instead, when he said “God made me do it, and an angel stopped me,” the ancient orphan-crushing machine turned it into “1 like=1 prayer.”

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      20 hours ago

      The community was 100% into the dick cutting though. And the animal torturing. Therapists probably would recommend even more dick cutting and animal torturing

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        15 hours ago

        “Therapists warned him, but when he showed them his dick, doctors were ASTONISHED! Make your dick bleed with this WEIRD trick!”