I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

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    3 days ago

    Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would’ve seen it coming.

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      3 days ago

      Why did the law student walk into a bar?

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      Because he didn’t pass the bar