Short as it is on the cosmic scale, history’s been a pretty long time. Nobody found wheat and started making bread the next day. It was an incredibly long process that probably started with soaking the grains they were eating to make them more palatable and easier to consume. Then somebody thought to heat the wet grains. Then someone decided to crush the grains and you had porridge or gruel. A few iterations later someone comes up with a simple unleavened bread. Naturally-occurring yeast and dough left alone for a few hours could probably lead to rudimentary rising dough from there, and eventually we have brioche and marble rye.

Nope, definitely the spirit of a safety-conscious voyeur.

Dollar Store Jerry O’Connell is still around? Figured he’d have drank himself to death about 10 years after Lois and Clark ended.

Smh, we’re still doing toon erasure in 2025?

Free chowder!

Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

Thanks for the replies, folks. Sounds like it’s mostly pretty garbage, but the large amount of postgame bosses might be kind of fun if I turn off attractions. I do kinda want to try DDD for playing Riku, so I went ahead and got the package as the cheapest option that includes that.

If I still feel like playing 3 when I get there, it sounds like drinking my way through the Disney worlds may not be a bad idea.

I played a Legion throwing spear build once that was a lot of fun, but I think I needed some mods to expand crafting or make the spears retrievable or something. They pin people to walls sometimes like the railway rifle from 3.

I’m a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic. The king cobra is neither a king, nor a cobra. Discuss.

I remember reading some batshit pitch for a movie once where it was something like a buddy cop thing with Vin Diesel and Terry Crews (both IRL dnd-playing nerds), and they had to go undercover at comic-con to stop some terrorist plot. Point is, the bad guy turns out to be Daniel Radcliffe (played by Elijah Wood). With his lackey, Elijah Wood (played by Daniel Radcliffe).

From post-apocalyptic raiders to antihero Casey Jones, weaponized and armored sports gear is always stylish and fashionable.

Government killed Trevor Moore like they did Bill Hicks before him. This is the conspiracy hill I will die on.

Roguelikes. I’m not saying some of the modern roguelites aren’t fantastic, there are many that are. But the genre boom has all but pushed traditional roguelikes (NetHack, ADoM, Angband, Brogue, etc) out of the conversation.

Not my cat, just a random internet discovery.

2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.

Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.

Et tu, crouton?

I feel like the hair was supposed to be somewhere in the middle of a venn diagram of Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, and the Bride of Frankenstein.

TBH I adore Cassandra Peterson IRL too. She’s as witty and sassy as her character, seems to be a genuinely good person, and is still an absolute smokeshow in her 70s. Also she’s a ginger IRL, which is almost as hot as goth.