Just look at his lil eyes! How could you fear him?! He likes cuddling and is very gentle _. But seriously, guys, stay away from his pincers/claws. They have a crushing force of 3,300 newtons (. _ . ) and can clip your fingies off in one snap!
bonus image:
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context: I didn’t know the exact crushing force of a coco crab so I was looking it up and this is what showed


The coconut crab is objectively one of the most terrifying creators on God’s green earth
And what do they create? Mayhem
YAY