My backyard is on a hill, and the neighbor’s kids decided to sled all the way down it, slam into the top of my retaining wall, knock a bunch of shit off (breaking two big terra-cotta planters in the process) all while screeching like banshees. Needless to say, I’m not super happy with them or their parents.

So I hear the commotion, step out the back door, and literally and instinctively yell the thing.

Spring project # 185: Install a fence, possibly electrified and razor-wired.