MuskyMelon to Political Memes · 6 days agoIt's like her friends joking about body count and your date tries to change the subject.imagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down14
arrow-up1243arrow-down1imageIt's like her friends joking about body count and your date tries to change the subject.MuskyMelon to Political Memes · 6 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·6 days ago“Thirty Seven.” awkward pause, “Wait. which body count were we talking about? the sex one, or the literal one? Oh. uh. forget what i just said. I’m still a virgin.”
minus-squareForbo@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·6 days ago“Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!”
“Thirty Seven.” awkward pause, “Wait. which body count were we talking about? the sex one, or the literal one? Oh. uh. forget what i just said. I’m still a virgin.”
In a row?
“Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!”
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