• Guy Dudeman
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    11 months ago

    I think you’re misunderstanding me and ascribing to me some sentiment that I am not intending to convey.

    And Santa Claus is not a corpse.

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      You’re making ridiculous statements, man. You are 100% over thinking and over reacting. Honestly from the comments you made in this post it feels like you’re being religious about being atheist, and acting crazy because a religion dared step foot into your family.

      It’s a dumb bracelet, that a family member probably thought was a nice thing for a gift.

      Guess what. Jesus was never a corpse either. Lol

      • Guy Dudeman
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        LOL. Dude, you’re really trying to start something here, and it’s just sad. Stop trying so hard. It’s not working.

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          Says the guy posting like it’s an emergency his daughter got a dumb bracelet from a family member. Lol

          • Guy Dudeman
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            Again, I think you’re misinterpreting my tone, but maybe I’m the one here who should work on my writing skills. Sorry it’s not clear enough to you that I’m not offended or surprised by the gift, and also that I was just sharing the absurdity of the stupid bracelet with (hopefully) like-minded people.

      • @ThickQuiveringTip
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        Lol, what the fuck are you going on about ya dingus? I haven’t read anything like that from OP. And that looks like a corpse on the bracelet. But also, don’t give people your religious bullshit if they are not religious.

        Guess what, even if you believe in Jesus, he was a corpse for 3 days ya dumb cunt. Lol

          • @ThickQuiveringTip
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            411 months ago

            Resurrection

            noun

            (in Christian belief) the rising of Christ from the dead. noun: Resurrection; noun: the Resurrection


            Corpse

            noun

            a dead body, especially of a human being rather than an animal.


            To ressurect, you have to be dead. A corpse is a dead body. You are also a dumb cunt lol. Fucking hell. No wonder so many religious people follow Trump. You’re all dumb cunts.

              • @ThickQuiveringTip
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                11 months ago

                I’m not sure if English is your second language, but I cannot understand what you are trying to say. No matter what you are trying to say, he was a corpse. Are you trying to say he was a corpse for 2 days and not 3? Maybe 2.5 days? If so, then yeah, sure.

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        111 months ago

        i mean, if there was a real person behind the jesus myth, he definitionally was a corpse at one point or another

      • Flying Squid
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        111 months ago

        I’m pretty sure if Jesus existed, he became a corpse eventually.