• Victor
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    5 days ago

    Carrot on a Stick can’t even muster the strength to hold his hand above the table for a moment.

    And Vance is holding on to the seat like it’s Musical Chairs but instead of music it’s Carrot dying and Vance is gonna jump on the chair as soon as it happens.

    • The Velour Fog
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      5 days ago

      Even doing something as simple as a thumbs up, Vance still manages to look like the biggest fuckin doofus on earth.

      • Victor
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        5 days ago

        It’s like he doesn’t know how to close his fist while doing the thumbs up. Like only the tips of his fingers are clenched.