Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
Stay unserious, I guess. 🤷
Aye aye cap’n!
But on a serious note, this is a top tier satire account, and I’ve never seen you break character once!
That’s a nice compliment, lol.