• Flying Squid
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    1011 months ago

    Did you ever see the old Disney cartoon, The Band Concert, where Donald Duck just keeps pulling flutes out of everywhere like up his sleeve and under his hat? You’re making me think that’s what Trump will do. Hide phones everywhere so he can constantly sneak onto TruthSocial. In his socks, in his underwear, under his MAGA cap…

    • @[email protected]
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      611 months ago

      That is literally what he does. The classified document case revealed that he rarely uses his own phone, he just ask whatever employee he is next to to borrow theirs.

      • Flying Squid
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        211 months ago

        Fine, let them know that if they do that and get found out, they’ll get thrown in the slammer. That’ll put the breaks on that one.

        • Piecemakers
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          311 months ago
          1. Brakes.
          2. That’s assuming he values human life above anything at all, much less his ability to whinge like a greasy zit with a suck hole.