we named all the spiders Gary. we told the niblings that we had a capital P Pact with the spiders, that we were kind to the spiders and they were kind to us. That they kept us safe from the bugs. All they had to do was eat all the bugs, especially the ants and the earwigs and the centipedes especially the ones that look like your eyelashes that want to drink your tears that heebie my jeebies, and stay out of the bathroom or toilet or or shower or pretty much anywhere where i’ve got my buttholes out i don’t care what you call it those eyelash ones ew.
what did you name the spider?
we named all the spiders Gary. we told the niblings that we had a capital P Pact with the spiders, that we were kind to the spiders and they were kind to us. That they kept us safe from the bugs. All they had to do was eat all the bugs, especially the ants and the earwigs and the centipedes especially the ones that look like your eyelashes that want to drink your tears that heebie my jeebies, and stay out of the bathroom or toilet or or shower or pretty much anywhere where i’ve got my buttholes out i don’t care what you call it those eyelash ones ew.
keep me safe gary.
[yes i know about the eyelash ones]