so instead of Teddy Roosevelt, they have a Donald Trump. and instead of a miniature cowboy it’s a miniature Charlie Kirk who is fuckin pissed about being “so god damn small”.

Trump keeps shitting his pants through the whole movie and blames it on literally anyone nearby. his words of wisdom are just from fortune cookies he picked out of the trash in the break room.

oh yeah, and the big baddie (pharaoh) is Jeffrey Epstein.