Sounds like a draft is being planned for the occupation of Iran, aka Vietnam v.4

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    23 hours ago

    Honestly with this I have doubts he’s the full 6’9". Unless we have pics of him having to duck to enter rooms or something (a friend of mine is that tall, the standard American door frame is shorter than that). Anything above 6’6" is indistinguishable to most people and just registers as “holy fuck you’re tall”. And so yeah a “fucking hell you’re tall” guy being given an extra inch or two on documents to avoid a draft is just extremely believable to me, especially when his dad is a draft dodge4 planning on starting a war.

    Anyways I have no evidence but that’s my little conspiracy theory

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      22 hours ago

      Yeah I have a relative who’s similarly tall, and he was a gunner in the airforce. I have no clue how he fit into those planes but he apparently saw combat and everything.

      He had a house built for him with 8 foot door frames and 10+ foot ceilings so that he wouldn’t have to duck at home

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        21 hours ago

        Oh I bet he had amazing counter heights. And yeah, once you get to these heights the social model of disability starts making their height look increasingly like a disability with how much custom and specialty stuff they need. But yeah it was really fun when we were young adults watching him drunkenly navigate buildings not made for people his size.

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          13 hours ago

          Oh I bet he had amazing counter heights

          Come to think of it, they are a really nice height! Normal counters an average sized person has to bend a little but these you can comfortable eat at while standing. I imagine they’d be a bit too high for me to comfortable cook at being only 5’8"ish but yeah I never thought about that

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            Yeah at 5’11" my back hurts from too much time bent over cooking. From here on up you notice more and more of the world is just too small for you.