• TropicalDingdong
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    Just wait till you can start buying their meat in the publicly subsidized grocery stores.

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      As a vegan, I am fervently opposed to eating billionaire meat. Why feed a few dozen people meat when you can shred and compost their flesh as fertilizer and feed thousands?

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          We’d still have to feed them though, instead of giving decent people a job for a living wage.

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        Ping me back if you want my “Fall off the bone billionaire” blog post. Old family recipe.

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      FYI: You’re not supposed to operate heavy machinery after consumption.

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        Also, depending part of the billionaire you get and how its prepared, if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention. Prolonged erections can lead to serious complications, including permanent damage. Do not ignore this warning, your health is paramount. Talk to your if your butcher about your options today.