• LifeInMultipleChoice
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    1 day ago

    We attacked Florida and demanded that they don’t cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn’t nearly that wide, it’s 35x smaller

    • FuglyDuck
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      I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

      Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

      • P00ptart
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        You’d be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.

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          23 hours ago

          “It’s for when the climate change causes shrinkage!” (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)