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minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoicelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoWe attacked Florida and demanded that they don’t cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn’t nearly that wide, it’s 35x smaller
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·1 day agoI mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida. Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”
minus-squareP00ptartlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoYou’d be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day ago build a wall around Florida. “So that wall is to keep it the hurricanes?”
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 hours ago“It’s for when the climate change causes shrinkage!” (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)
We attacked Florida and demanded that they don’t cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn’t nearly that wide, it’s 35x smaller
I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.
Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”
You’d be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.
“So that wall is to keep it the hurricanes?”
“It’s for when the climate change causes shrinkage!” (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)