• @rockSlayer
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    1531 year ago

    I already don’t eat breakfast and I’m still poor, what now WSJ???

    • @[email protected]
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      741 year ago

      Economists hate this one SECRET HACK you can do to avoid poordom. Among investmentology specialists it is a well guarded secret that switching to a making money framework instead of the popular losing money framework has a long term net positive effect on your private economy.

      • @rockSlayer
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        271 year ago

        Of course, the answer was right in front of me! I just need to pull on those bootstraps harder

        • DrWeevilJammer
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          91 year ago

          My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

          Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

          Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I’m the boss.

          • @rockSlayer
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            41 year ago

            Hold on bucko, the corporate police noticed that you were saying seditious statements about our glorious brand. The shareholders will decide your fate.

    • @Coreidan
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      131 year ago

      Just eat once a week. Yuge savings

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      I think to save money you should skip dinner. Breakfast food is generally cheaper. Big breakfast at 10-11am. Late lunch at 4-5pm and a light dinner if hungry at night is more economical