• @[email protected]
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    741 year ago

    Economists hate this one SECRET HACK you can do to avoid poordom. Among investmentology specialists it is a well guarded secret that switching to a making money framework instead of the popular losing money framework has a long term net positive effect on your private economy.

    • @rockSlayer
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      271 year ago

      Of course, the answer was right in front of me! I just need to pull on those bootstraps harder

      • DrWeevilJammer
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        91 year ago

        My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

        Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

        Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I’m the boss.

        • @rockSlayer
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          41 year ago

          Hold on bucko, the corporate police noticed that you were saying seditious statements about our glorious brand. The shareholders will decide your fate.