cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7942362

Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house.

Since then I’ve been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.

Dad> Picture of dad holding a can of beans

Dad> I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.

Poster> Yeah that’s the bean virus. Whatever you do don’t scan the barcode.

Dad> 👍

Dad> more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus

Dad> beans again