Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There’s no other explanation.

  • db2
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    6 days ago

    His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.

    I’m going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn’t seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn’t have a window in it.

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      6 days ago

      Do you know the difference between a bag of coke and a small child?

      ˙ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎlɟ ǝʞoɔ ɟo ƃɐq ɐ ʇǝl ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoʍ uoʇdɐlƆ

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      5 days ago

      I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn’t sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?

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        5 days ago

        I agree, I’d never even consider it as an option.

        Someone else says he might not have even been there at the time. I don’t know which scenario would be worse though.