• GreenShimada
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    1 day ago

    That’s the spirit!

    Now, tell me, do you want to take my class where I teach you talk to dolphins? It’s free for the first class, but the class on pickup lines costs extra.

    • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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      I’m a dolphin, don’t listen to this guy he won’t teach you anything. But please come to my dolphin class where you’ll be taught how to clean out my snotty blowhole, I’ve had a cold for 3 weeks.