alex [they, il] to picsEnglish • edit-21 year ago[OC] My dad used to collect toilet paper of all coloursjlai.luimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down111
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minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilink5•1 year agoIn this house, if we can’t identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out. Can’t let an asshole have nice things, after all.
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In this house, if we can’t identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out.
Can’t let an asshole have nice things, after all.
And sometimes you get free toothpicks.