• MinnesotaGoddam
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    19 hours ago

    oh dude i have gotten ensnared in so much high school bullshit with the police having picnics in the park at sunset. like even as an adult, to the point they’re like “dude we have been being called on this guy since he was a child for having picnics in the park at sunset when will this town learn to stop calling us”. they just see it’s me on a blanket with my dinner and they have been doing this for so long they let me eat my dinner. i should really like, start selling drugs out of my picnic basket or something but my wife would kill me

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      19 hours ago

      Nah keep doing what you’re doing lol don’t sell drugs you’re not ready!

      And at “sunset” those parks should technically be open, until it ends. I’d be arguing hahaha. Glad they leave you alone now though! But see, “someone called,” it’s always snitches, find a more secluded entrance and/or spot!

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        18 hours ago

        Hell the fuck no I’m not moving. I’ll let them call, come, and then the cops can move on and everyone who needs to sleep that night can sleep. I have a hell of a lot of privilege I might as well use it.

        When I was younger I’d TP the snitches’ houses a few months later, but now I just wave.