Donald Trump has insisted Iran must “open up the Strait of Trump” and complained about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a meandering speech at the Future Investment Initiative Institute summit in Miami, Florida.

  • BillCheddar
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    10 hours ago

    Trump has no Plan B.

    Either the rape he planned goes as expected, or he ends up here, impotently raging at the rest of the world.

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      Trump has no plan A either. Not even the concept of a plan A. The decision to invade Iran was a combination of his lack of self control from dementia, and being surrounded by yes-men.

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        Why oh why didn’t his mommy take Plan B…

        (I know it wasn’t invented yet, lemme have my fun!)

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          Coat hangers were a thing back then or not?

      • osanna@lemmy.vg
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        He just does whatever the last person he saw tells him to do. He has NO plan at all. Just to listen to whatever the last person he saw tells him to do.

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        The yes-men thing might be the other way around. There have definitely been lots of can’t-keep-their-hands-to-themselves fascists in Washington that have wanted to invade Iran since long before his presidency.

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          Oh he’s totally being manipulated like a puppet by Stephen Miller and others, who will be planting ideas and then congratulating Donny for thinking it up, but what I was getting at was that nobody in his cabinet will be trying to reign him in or even moderate his impulses. It will all be yes sir, what a great idea sir, I wish I was as smart as you, sir.

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      6 hours ago

      Did he plan the protests and the murders of protestors too?

    • dellish
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      The rape victim has once again bitten his little mushroom and now he doesn’t know what to do.