• atomicorange
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    2 days ago

    “Man, this horse we melted sure is sticky! Wonder if that could be useful somehow?”

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      1 day ago

      “who left this horse on the stove? It’s all gooey and stuck to everything? Give it to Mikey and see how it tastes!”

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          22 hours ago

          Aww Mikey dies every time he eats something we shoulda asked someone else

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            7 hours ago

            I’m starting to think Mikey hasn’t been alive all the times after the first time he died from whatever we fed him. Yeah, see? Here’s that dead rat we found next to the rat poison two weeks ago. He didn’t even chew it.