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minus-squareLost_My_Mindlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months ago“Amtrak hit on homeless”. Amtrak: Eyyyy hobo, you lookin’ kinda thiccccccc Hobo: Spare change?
minus-squareMyBrainHurts@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoI love the idea of a train hitting on people. “Wanna see my third rail?” “Hey baby, wanna get off at my station?” “Hey handsome, you like this caboose?”
minus-squareLost_My_Mindlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoRejected script lines from Thomas the Tank, as read by Ringo Starr.
“Amtrak hit on homeless”.
Amtrak: Eyyyy hobo, you lookin’ kinda thiccccccc
Hobo: Spare change?
I love the idea of a train hitting on people.
“Wanna see my third rail?”
“Hey baby, wanna get off at my station?”
“Hey handsome, you like this caboose?”
Rejected script lines from Thomas the Tank, as read by Ringo Starr.