• themeatbridge
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      71 year ago

      Your dog would feel bad for you if it understood you couldn’t lick your butt.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        11 year ago

        Idk, it may be mad that no one ever told it about toilet paper.

        “You mean I didn’t have to be licking this shit off my ass this whole time?!”

        • Deebster
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          31 year ago

          You’re talking about an animal that voluntarily dines out on any random poo it finds.