I’m talking about that movie you saw that was so bad it was good.

  • @spittingimage
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    21 year ago

    Ninja Squad.

    The directors made a bunch of movies using the same technique: buy footage from unfinished Asian action movies. Splice them with footage of European martial artists sparring in the most bizarrely colourful outfits and Ninja! headbands. Dub in ridiculous dialogue about a vague revenge plot.

    Don’t play any drinking games with this movie. You’ll die of alcohol poisoning before the third act.