• @ZagamTheVile
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    691 year ago

    Not a pick up line but- “I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can’t do better than me, so I guess we should just get married.” She sighed and said “yeah, you’re probably right”.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      471 year ago

      I dont wanna shit on you, but the “I cant do better than you” is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the “You can’t do better than me” is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.

      I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.

      • @ZagamTheVile
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        201 year ago

        Yeah, I hear you but context is important. She’s good and safe, so am I. We have 2 kids together, been together for 20 years, have ducks, a rabbit, share all expenses and income exactly 50/50 and have had each others back through the worst of other people.

        • @[email protected]
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          311 year ago

          I’m not shitting on you, but “we have ducks” has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn’t abusive I’ve seen yet.

            • @clumsyninza
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              11 year ago

              The second picture looks like it’s generated by AI

              • @ZagamTheVile
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                11 year ago

                It’s the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.