• @Aganim
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    361 year ago

    When encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember:

    Shoot off a limb and they’re still 86% combat effective. Here’s a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good…

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie?

      The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.

      • @scurry
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        41 year ago

        Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won’t have the momentum to hurt you anymore.