Nothing fancy, just a reminder that the best things in life are easy and cheap(er)!
Homemade basic white bread machine loaf, whipped butter with fresh minced garlic, dried italian seasoning and salt. Gently kissed at 350 until the butter melts into the bread, finished on a low broil until your favorite shade of brown.
This.
Homemade during normal hours and sobriety, no contest
Getting home pissed at 3am? a frozen garlic baguette from Tesco is possibly the ultimate food
The rules absolutely do not apply to 3 am drunk binges. There are no rules.