• nucleative
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    4 days ago

    Yeah, what the heck. Is there anyone at the wheel up there?

    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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      4 days ago

      I have done some controlled tests to elucidate any statistical correlation.

      • Gluttony: nothing
      • Wrath: nothing
      • Hangry (Gluttony + Wrath): nothing
      • Lust: nothing
      • Oral sex w/whipped cream (Lust + Gluttony): nothing
      • Pride: nothing
      • Gloating over my dick size while having sex (Pride + Lust): nothing
      • Envy: nothing

      At that point I had to give up because my funding was cut. More research is needed…