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    • @ursaUltra
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      611 months ago

      They use it to test washing machines!

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      11 months ago

      And I’m not sure about the cow stuff, but pig blood is almost completely identical to human blood down to the molecular level, so shouldn’t present many if any aberrations when compared to real life intended use!

      • HeartyBeast
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        911 months ago

        Steel girders, pizza and bath mats are all identical to human blood at the sub atomic level. Best to compare at the molecular level

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          711 months ago

          Good point! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna fix my comment and then resume my steel girder and bath mats breakfast! Dennys have gotten WEIRD with their grand slam combos lately!

      • @Soggy
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        411 months ago

        Mammal blood is all pretty much the same for something like this. Terrestrial mammals anyway, I don’t want to guess at the limits of adaptation for things like whales.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          111 months ago

          Or extraterrestrial blood aka slightly more acidic Mountain Dew Citrus Blast