Job Description vs Reality [@colo_vn]

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Job Description vs Reality [@colo_vn]

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Comic StripsEnglish · 5 hours ago

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2 panel comic

Panel 1: In Job Description [a swan sits at a desk working on a computer while sipping a drink from a crazy straw in the shape of a heart. There is an A/C unit blowing at 26 degrees Celsius. The swan is content]

Panel 2: Reality [the swan, dressed as Doctor Strange in a tattered cloak, wings steepled in concentration, attempts to juggle 6 tasks at one as 6 wings project from its back each with a different object in hand (from left to right: keyboard with mouse, a tray of 3 boba teas, a stack of papers that say “Task”, a laptop showing the Windows Blue Screen of Death with a smiley face instead of a sad face, a phone with notifications for Zalo, Gmail and Shipper showing 999+ unread notifications, and a boom with dustpan]

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The opposite also works
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  Chief Domestic Operations Executive (CDOE)… in other words: house cleaner

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