…A found letter story, in the form of a Ken Burns documentary!!
POOF
"Dear Bobert,
I have stumbled upon a majestic lamp & read the text of lamp. A genie… neigh…a Djin then appeared. When asked for my first I gurfawed “Apple”, but sadly it was an apple of knowledge. Damned Djin. Now I am on my second wish, which I have decided is “Replace horse with car”.
Please, if this is a bad wish, alert me within the next few minutes. I realize now that it is too late, as you have already received this and I have made my wish.
The scratch is simply a metaphor.
This is a horse story…
…A found letter story, in the form of a Ken Burns documentary!!
POOF
"Dear Bobert,
I have stumbled upon a majestic lamp & read the text of lamp. A genie… neigh…a Djin then appeared. When asked for my first I gurfawed “Apple”, but sadly it was an apple of knowledge. Damned Djin. Now I am on my second wish, which I have decided is “Replace horse with car”.
Please, if this is a bad wish, alert me within the next few minutes. I realize now that it is too late, as you have already received this and I have made my wish.
Alas, I lovingly await your sheep words…
Car love you, Jim The Horse The Car"