The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoI'll get to it eventually...imagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1649arrow-down14
arrow-up1645arrow-down1imageI'll get to it eventually...The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareEkky@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoThey’re gonna have quite the surprise!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agothis wooden horse tastes like Greek
minus-squarePhoenixDoglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoPorch pirates took my Trojans! “You mean the horse?” Uhhh… Kind of?
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoHonestly, a more true to reality story would be the Greeks winding up in a pirate/barbarian camp and brokering a deal on collaborative raids and blockades until Troy accepted surrender terms or collapsed.
porch pirates took my troyan horse
They’re gonna have quite the surprise!
Yeah forget glitter bottoms.
this wooden horse tastes like Greek
Porch pirates took my Trojans!
“You mean the horse?”
Uhhh… Kind of?
Honestly, a more true to reality story would be the Greeks winding up in a pirate/barbarian camp and brokering a deal on collaborative raids and blockades until Troy accepted surrender terms or collapsed.