Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 6 days agoWould you sell liquor to this baby?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square188linkfedilinkarrow-up1849arrow-down119
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minus-squareQuetzalcutlasslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoAs a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoLiar, you’re not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum
minus-squareQuetzalcutlasslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoNonsense! Can you look at how that kid’s bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn’t a healthy and energizing remedy? (Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoI mean they’re two lines away from each other (with cannabis in the middle) for doc duckerson’s miracle cough expressant, it’s an easy mistake to make
As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.
Liar, you’re not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum
Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid’s bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn’t a healthy and energizing remedy?
(Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)
I mean they’re two lines away from each other (with cannabis in the middle) for doc duckerson’s miracle cough expressant, it’s an easy mistake to make