• Quetzalcutlass
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    5 days ago

    As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.

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      5 days ago

      Liar, you’re not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum

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        4 days ago

        Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid’s bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn’t a healthy and energizing remedy?

        (Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)

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          I mean they’re two lines away from each other (with cannabis in the middle) for doc duckerson’s miracle cough expressant, it’s an easy mistake to make