Aside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.
And in this case the odds that you are found out are rather high. I never approve of lies, but even chronic liers generally know better than a lie that will be found out.
Aside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.
It’s easier to not need to lie.
I disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.
I have to return some video tapes
This is why all of my girlfriends are mad at me
And in this case the odds that you are found out are rather high. I never approve of lies, but even chronic liers generally know better than a lie that will be found out.
But then say things like “you’re crazy” “you’re insane” and “sir please put down the gun”