OldManBOMBIN to Lemmy Shitpost · 17 hours agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down11
arrow-up1204arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN to Lemmy Shitpost · 17 hours agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squareover_cloxlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 hours agoCoughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I’m a smoker (don’t smoke kids, also don’t smoke, kids). I don’t have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes…
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoI took up vaping about 15 years ago. Like flipping a switch. Anecdotally, the health benefits over cigarettes are incredible and immediate. Also cheaper by far.
minus-squareOldManBOMBINOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·15 hours agoWhat you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage” No offense if that’s your brand.
minus-squareover_cloxlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·15 hours agoI have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please…
Coughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I’m a smoker (don’t smoke kids, also don’t smoke, kids).
I don’t have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes…
I took up vaping about 15 years ago. Like flipping a switch. Anecdotally, the health benefits over cigarettes are incredible and immediate. Also cheaper by far.
What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage”
No offense if that’s your brand.
I have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please…
Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.