Married 9 years. Her choice dinner. Local meat store had Angus ribeye for $12.99 a pound.

Cost per person: $14.50

  • FauxPseudo OPM
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    9 hours ago

    Our little meat shop (not really a butcher) sells more Angus ribeye than literally any other retailer in America. It’s not just the best deal in [my middle of nowhere] town. It’s the best deal possible.

    My idea of an extravagant date means getting a hotel in a place likely to get hit by a hurricane. I’m not a role model.