Beetle Moses | Bluesky
Transcript
Three panel comic.
Panel 1: a guy wearing swim trunks and a snorkeling mask walks confidently into the ocean on a public beach surrounded by some scattered onlookers. He is carrying an electric lantern and his snorkeling tube is very tall, extending up and out of the frame.
Panel 2: he continues forward into the water, nearly fully submerged with only the top of his head above water. The snorkel is still too tall to be seen completely in frame. The onlookers watch blankly as he disappears under the surface.
Panel 3: the guy is walking casually at the abyssal floor of the ocean, where no light penetrates. His electric lantern illuminates his immediate vicinity. He is surrounded by a collection of weird deep sea creatures, including a deep sea isopod, vampire squid, chimaera, and barrel eye fish. Can you name all the creatures in frame?


That’s completely unrealistic! How is he walking without weights?
He uses the weight of his problems to keep him down
The same way he’s surviving the bottom of the ocean without being crushed into a slurry.
Achtuhally you’re standing on the bottom of the ocean as soon as you take a step in the water
This happens to me when I try to swim on open sea