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minus-squareMrSelatcialinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoThe other monkeys would kill the hoarding monkey and take his bananas. Maybe the monkeys have it figured out.
minus-squareMyVeryRealNamelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoWith humans, the monkeys with atleast one banana defend the banana hoarder because they want to kill the starving monkeys.
minus-squareZronlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 days agoEat and masturbate all day Sleep in a tree Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up
minus-squareHogriderlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWe never should of gotten down from the trees. Big mistake
The other monkeys would kill the hoarding monkey and take his bananas. Maybe the monkeys have it figured out.
With humans, the monkeys with atleast one banana defend the banana hoarder because they want to kill the starving monkeys.
Eat and masturbate all day
Sleep in a tree
Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress
Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up
We never should of gotten down from the trees. Big mistake